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Riff 2

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Intro

Verse

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I'm not who you think I am

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And I think you could use a head exam

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And I know I'm not always right

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But how can we make babies

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If you won't spend the night

Just because I live like an animal

Room smells like a petting zoo

Sometimes I go pee in the shower

Does not mean I don't love you

(palm mute)

Not me not me:no no no

Not me not me

Verse 2

(same as before)

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Maybe all your friends were right

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One look at me no more appetite

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And maybe you'll give me a chance

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I'd take you out to dinner

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But I can't find my pants

Just because I live like an animal

Room smells like a petting zoo

Sometimes I go pee in the shower

Does not mean I don't love you

(palm mute)

Not me not me:no no no

Not me not me:no no no

Nobody knows nobody knows

Just because I live like an animal

Room smells like a petting zoo

Sometimes I go pee in the shower

Does not mean I don't love you

repeat intro:

Love you, Love you, Love you......