Standard (EADGBE)

Lord, I’ve tried the best I can

I’ve asked everybody in Kazakhstan

but I still don’t understand

Bob Wilson – anchorman.

(Chords are the same throughout)

I’ve been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal

I’ve even been to look for Jim Rosenthal

Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall, crying

Bob Wilson – anchorman.

Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground

And that man can go faster than the speed of sound

But I still can’t get my head around

Bob Wilson – anchorman.

I’m cold and I’m hungry and I’m in Dundalk

I’ve got no bus fare; I’ve got to walk

It’s raining soup and I’ve got a fork

Where be my camper van?

Well I’d like to meet Stephenson, the engineer

And I’d like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer

And I’d love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of

Bob Wilson – anchorman.