Standard (EADGBE)

Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm

I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.

Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair

You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

She's the main man in the office in the city

And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

Executive, think you're all executive

But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.

Acumen, loads of business acumen

But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary

Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?

With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,

Everything's AOR.

She's the main man in the office in the city

And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

She's the main man in the office in the city

I remember though when she was reading Jackie

But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.