If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GOutside Goldsmith's Ccoughing up Gblood

Turner Prize judge gasps "DChrist that's Ggood:

Leave it as it is, it'll Cget first Gplace

We'll call it 'A full shift Dat the coal Gface'".

Oh well you're Cneither a GStuckist or a D7Y B GA

And you're no Clonger a Gminer D7as of toGday.

Praise for the wardens Cready to Gfine

Anyone caught saying 'Dgraphic deGsign'

Rag mag seller said CI'd be in Gpleats

Only when he'd been Dcleaned from the Gstreets.

Oh I could Csqueeze my Glemon 'til my D7blues went aGway

If CI had possGession over D7Pancake GDay.

Give a philCosophy Gstudent a D7glass of limeGade

And Che will Gsay 'is this a D7glass of limeGade?'

And 'Cif so, Gwhy is it a D7glass of limeGade?'

AndC after a GwhileD7 he'll die of Gthirst.