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She stayed with me until

She moved to Notting Hill

She said it was the place she had to be.

Where the cocaine is Free Trade

And frequently displayed

Is the Buena Vista Social club CD

I thought she'd be back in 3 weeks

And we'd go wandering The Peaks

Sojourn in my Uncle Joe's ashram

For when you're in Matlock Bath

You don't need Sylvia Plath

Not while they've got Mrs Gibson's jam

Alas I'm brooding alone by the runnel

While she's in Capri with her swain

And the light at the end of the tunnel

Is the light of an oncoming train

Well we both grew up in Eyam

And strange as it may seem

Neither of us thought we'd ever leave

But the beak in Leek is weak

And she's moved in, so to speak,

With featureless TV producer Steve.

And now it's all Eva Cassidy

And aphids in Picardy

And so I can only ascertain

That the light at the end of the tunnel

Is the light of an oncoming train

No frills, handy for the hills

Thats the way you spell New Mills

Alas I'm brooding alone by the runnel

While she's in Capri with her swain

And the light at the end of the tunnel

Is the light of an oncoming train

Is the light of an oncoming train