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Oh Mr Leary, I feel so dreary - I should have stuck to my pint of beer-y

But peers at Uni said get in tune-y and as they chided I so decided

I wanted karma like Mr Lama, dear Prudence and all the students

But Wavy Davy, the tab you gave me done took my head to a stilt emporium

If it's a Tuesday, this must be Thursday

Because on Friday my mind went that away.

The milk was pinstriped, my aunts were uncles

Now two jackdaws flew out the speakers

Congratulations - hallucinations, hallelujah I feel peculiar

Helter Skelter, Gimme Shelter, dial a guru - how do you do?

I sold me Berghaus, I took a year out, consulted Fodor, hired a rickshaw

But Maharishi Navratilova was just a scouser in a big pullover.

Na nana na na, na nana na na

Na nana na na, na nana na na

Na nana na na, na nana na na

Na nana na na, Ravi Shankar.

Na nana na na, na nana na na

Na nana na na, na nana na na

Na nana na na, na nana na na

Na nana na na, Ravi Shankar.