Crime Dramas Suck Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C G C G C

Verse 1

There's a Cplace where you don't wGanna be

Where pCeople die cGonstantly

And they nCever die in nGormal ways

It's prepCosterous but sGtill cliche

Bridge 1

When your Cdrug dealer's aunt kills your mGom in a duel

By choCpping off her head with a sC.cythe in a pool

Well theDy're not saying it makes sense

They're Ejust interpreting the evidence

Chorus

This is the pClot to every telGevision crime show

C From CSI to Columbo Cand I think you know what's in stGore

The Cguy we met in the fGirst fifteen minutes

C Will come back because C.you know he did it

CI don't think they're trying anyGmore

And I'm getting bCored

Verse 2

CThere was semen all over Gthe crime scene

So they useC the super-fancy semen Gtesting machine

And the CDNA database gGets a hit

But it lCooks like he might still Gget away with it

Bridge 2

But the fCinal piece of evGidence

CTotally stumps the bCad guy's defense

And Dhe breaks down in front of everyone

And Etells them exactly how it was done

Chorus

This is the pClot to every telGevision crime show

C From CSI to Columbo Cand I think you know what's in stGore

The Cguy we met in the fGirst fifteen minutes

C Will come back because C.you know he did it

CI don't think they're trying anyGmore

And I'm getting bCored

Interlude

C

Verse 3

By the mCiddle of theG first season

CMurder is eclipsed by seGxual tension

And I guCess that probably happGens a lot

Since crCime-solving people are alwGays so hot

Bridge 3

But then a Cserial killer kiGdnaps the girl

And they prComise to save her if it coCsts them the world

And they fiDnd her two seconds before she dies

And they huEg and they laugh and they screw and they cry

Chorus

This is the pClot to every telGevision crime show

C From CSI to Columbo Cand I think you know what's in stGore

The Cguy we met in the fGirst fifteen minutes

C Will come back because C.you know he did it

CI don't think they're trying anyGmore

And I'm getting bCored

*End on C*

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