Im Gonna Kill You Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

F:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want)

Intro

Am G F Am G F C F G Am Am G F

(-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses.

If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.)

Verse 1

Oh Amhello Evil GLady

Fat the grocery store

it Amseems that you don't Gknow

what the Fexpress lane's for

It says Ctwelve items or Fless

But you're Gexempt from that I Amguess

And you Amstarted an Garguement about Fcoupons

Verse 2

Oh, Amdon't make me kill Gyou

Fover twenty five cents

I'll Amgive you a freakin Gquarter

if it Fmakes that much difference

And you Cjust remembered something Fyou forgot to get

Your Ghusband'll be right Amback with it

AmOK... Gthat's it,

I'm gonna Fkill you

Chorus 1

Yeah AmI'm gonna Gkill you

and Fpossibly your whole Amfamily too

AmAll I want is some Gcourtesy

some Fkindness and maybe an Amapology

If you Amdon't get out of my Fgrocery line

I'll do Gscorpion's fatality and Amrip out your spine

I'm Amusually a very peaceful Gperson

but I'm gonna Fkill you

Verse 3

I Amjust wrote a Gnote to a Fguy down the street

who Amrecently Ginvested in a Fgiant SUV

it said "I Chope you know that we're Ffightin' a war

so you can Gget your fat ass home from the Amgrocery store

You'd Ambetter trade it Gin, or I'm gonna Fkill you"

Chorus 2

Yeah AmI'm gonna Gkill you

with a Fcar bomb in your AmH2

I Amdon't think it'd be Gtoo much to ask

for Fyou to be a bit Amless of an ass

I Amsuggest you reinvest in a FHonda Fit

If you Gdon't, you're Amgonna regret it

I'm Amusually a very peaceful Gperson,

but I'm gonna Fkill you

Verse 4

It's Am3:00 AGM and my Fneighbor upstairs

is Amactually Gworse than my Fworst nightmares

He Chad some friends Fover

for some Glate-night Red AmRover

AmAnd now...Gyeah...they're practicing Ftap dance

Chorus 3

Yeah AmI'm gonna Gkill you

and Fall your loud-ass Amfriends too

I Amdon't think it'd be Gtoo much to ask

for Fyou to be a bit Amless of an ass

If I Amdon't get some Fpeace and quiet

I'll Gput you on a Amstrychnine diet

I'm Amusually a very peaceful Gperson

but I'm gonna Fkill you.

Outro

(Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.)

(Repeat the chord progression from the verse)

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.