Standard (EADGBE)

My eyes snap open it's two o' clock

I rip off my shirt my pants my socks,

something's wrong but I don't know what

But then I finally realize

There's sweat trickling down my thighs

and a fire between the matress and my butt

It's too HOOOOT

it's to hot in here

I'm gonna fall off of my chair

If I have another ice cold beer

I forgooooot

how much it sucks to sweat in bed

And I don't want to drink your Iced Tea

I wanna take a bath in it instead

It's too hot.

layin' on the floor with my clothes off

Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth

Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today

Sprayin' myself with an upside down air can

Makin' out with the window fan

Hopin' the mail man doesn't look in today

It's too HOOOOOT

It's too hot in this town

My will to live is melting

and that's what's got me down

It's too Hoooot

This whole state is on fire

I'm an endothermic organism

and that's why I perspire

when it's too Hot

The United Nations

Says eleven thousand

People die of hotness each year

But the burning sun

it wants eleven thousand and one

But it's not gonna get me y'hear

Sweating in my basement all alone

watching hotness prevails by the wine cone

Sympathizing with my favorite youtube star

How could anyone be so deranged

To not believe in climate change.

When it's 102 in Montana in the Dark

It's too HOOOOOT

I'm Doing a funny dance

Cause went and got some ice cubes

and I put them in my pants

It's to HOOOOOOT

It's too hot in here

I'm probably gonna' pass out

but please pass me my beer

It's too hot.

X2

Spraying myself with an upsidedown air can

Makin' love with that window fan