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I made a video

About ten months ago

I thought that I would show you something beautiful

I showed a picture

With an intimate nature

But I didn't realize

Till a hundred thousand views later

That I don't know where we'd be

Where would the vlogbrothers be?

Without people who love giraffes

Who love giraffes

Oh love is a beautiful thing

Oh tortoises and elephants and rhinos and onion rings

And cats, and dogs, and mice and whales

And even people too

You didn't think that I was gonna show porn, did you?

But where would we be?

Where would YouTube be?

Without people who love giraffes

Who love giraffes

Yeah, love can be pretty screwed up

Like that homosexual necrophiliac duck

And this dachshund

That's getting it on with a cat

And bunnies doing it with chickens

Well, I don't know that I'm down with that

But where would we be?

Where would America be?

Without people who love giraffes

Who love giraffes

And who knows

There may even be those

Who love ducks who love bucks who love does

Oh where would we be?

Where would we be?

Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes x2