This Machine Pwns N00bs Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

A comment.

Intro

C

Verse 1

Well CI don't want to F7Mbe a big Cstar

And I've Cnever really Famj7been a fan of folks who just want Cto go far

But I Gdo like to play on this F7Mguitar

And Gwrite these stupid songs in rental F7Mcars

Verse 2

Now I'm Cheadin' to F7MLos CAngeles

And I can't stop though I Greally gotta Cpiss

'Cause I'm late for the show gotta F7Mgo, gotta Cgo

Put the pedal top the metal and I'm Gburnin' up the Croad

Pre-chorus 1

And I Gget there with five minutes to F7Mspare

And the Gpeople there don't seem to F7Mcare

And I Cstrap on my guitar and get F7Mready to cut Gloose

I Chope these F7Mpeople think that this machine pwns Gn00bs

Chorus

I't like a Chedgehog with a F7Mflat can

And a Cstar for F7MMario

Or the Cbig dot in F7MPac-Man

Or the CKonami F7Mcode

And it makes me feel invincible

When I'm up there on that stage

The Cfinal boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range

It's like a Gsuper sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees

That F7Mthis machine pwns Gn00bs

Verse 3

I just Cfinished my show in F7MPhoenix CA Z

God damnit if I didn't Glose my Ckeys

And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna F7Mhang Cout

And go to Yogurt Land and GIn-N-COut

Pre-chorus 2

GBut we have to wait there on the sideF7Mwalk

GEating pizza with First F7MOfficer Spock

And Cnow that they've F7Mbeen introGduced

I Chope they agree that F7Mthis machine pwns Gn00bs

Chorus

I't like a Chedgehog with a F7Mflat can

And a Cstar for F7MMario

Or the Cbig dot in F7MPac-Man

Or the CKonami F7Mcode

And it makes me feel invincible

When I'm up there on that stage

The Clevel boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range

It's like a Gsuper sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees

That F7Mthis machine pwns Gn00bs___F7M________C

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.