Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers

And they sure don't look like cowboy boots

And that ain't rock and roll your playin

And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues

Bridge

Your singing a song about making love to your drummer

Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on

And we don't all get in to donna summers

Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!

Chorus

Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur

I should have died out a long.. time.. before

Have Pitty on a di.. .... nosaur

Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door!

Verse 2

Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout

We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights

Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back!

And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right.

Bridge

And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy

And this disco's very strange to my ears

Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship

And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer

to chorus:

ending:

Give us our hats

Excuse me maam

Where's the door!

the end