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I'll keep my freedom

I'll keep my guns

Try to keep my money

And my religion too

Try to keep on workin'

Try to keep on smilin'

I will keep my Christian name

And y'all can keep the change

I'll keep my heroes

Pictures on the wall

I'll keep my family safe

You bluff when I call

I'm gonna keep my big V8

Keep my friends the same

Keep the government outta my business

And y'all can keep the change

This country's sure as hell been goin' down the drain

We know what we need

We know who to blame

United Socialist States of America

How do you like that name?

I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change

So FOX and friends

Wanna put me down

Ask for my opinion

Then twist it all around

Supposed to be talkin' about my father's new CD

Well two can play that "Gotcha Game" just wait and see

Don't tread on me

This country's sure as hell been goin' down the drain

We know what we need

We know who to blame

United Socialist States of America

Don't ya just love that name?

I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change

I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change

Yeah, you can keep FOX and friends and ESPN outta your homes too

Cause Bocephus and all his rowdy friends and his song is outta there!

Yessir!