Standard (EADGBE)

There's no man alive that's what I need

So give me a man that I can breathe

There's no man alive that has what I want

So give me a man that I can haunt

Give me a static-free cellular line

So I can call him all of the time

Give me a shimmering astral cord

So I can be there when he's with his whore

I feel it come again

The feeling that I love

And that I know will end

(And when the ride comes to an end, just get up, dust off, and do it again)

I feel it come again

The feeling that I love

And that I know will end

There's no man alive that I can't deceive

So give me a man who's crueller than me

There's no man alive that I can't destroy

So give me a man who'll be first to deploy

Give me a static-free cellular line

So I can connect to him all of the time

Give me a sparkling astral cord

So I can be there when he is no more