Standard (EADGBE)

WE''VE BEEN DATIN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL WE NEVER ONCE LEFT THIS

TOWN

WE USE TO GO OUT ON THE WEEKENDS AND WE''D DRINK TIL WE

DROWNED

BUT NOW SHES ACTING FUNNY AND I DONT UNDERSTAND

I THINK THAT SHES FOUND HER SOME OTHER MAN

Chorus

SHE LEFT ME FOR JESUS AND THAT JUST AINT FAIR

SHE SAYS THAT HES PERFECT HOW COULD I COMPARE

SHE SAYS I SHOULD FIND HIM AND ILL KNOW PEACE AT LAST

IF I EVER FIND JESUS IM KICKIN HIS ASS

SHE SHOWED ME A PICTURE ALL I COULD DO WAS STARE

AT THAT FREAK IN HIS SANDALS WITH HIS LONG PRETTY HAIR

THEY MUST THINK THAT IM STUPID OR I DONT HAVE A CLUE

ILL BET HES A COMMIE OR EVER WORSE YET A JEW

REPEAT CHORUS

Solo

SHES GIVEN UP WHISKEY AND AH TAKIN UP WINE

WHILE SHE PRAYS FOR HIS TROUBLES SHES FORGOT ABOUT MINE

IM A GONNA GET EVEN I CANT HANDLE THE SHAME

WHY LAST TIME WE MADE LOVE SHE EVEN CALLED OUT HIS NAME

REPEAT CHORUS

IT COULDA BEEN CARLOS OR EVEN BILLY ORTEZ

BUT IF I EVER FIND JESUS

HES GONNA WISH HE WAS DEAD

AMEN

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