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Keeping your poop in a jar,

Til the day you come back

so I don't forget just what you are.

Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

(verse)

You thought you took everything,

but you left something behind for me.

I scooped it out, I bottled it up,

now its there on a stand by the bed

to remind me case I ever forget.

You're just a piece of poop.

(chorus)

(violin break: with chorus chords)

(mandolin break: with chorus chords)

(Let me testify)

(verse)

I had a moment of weakness once

so I opened the lid for a smell.

It all came back to me baby.

One vaporous rush I remembered you well.

How could I ever forget,

Aw that you're a piece of... poop.

(chorus)

Keeping your poop in a jar,

Til the day you come back

so I don't forget just what you are.

Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

Now, ho everybody sing.

(chorus)

Keeping your poop in a jar.

Keeping your poop in a jar,

Keeping your, a poop in a jar.