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Intro

When the earth was still flat

And the clouds made of fire

And mountains stretched up to the sky

Sometimes higher

Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs

They had two sets of arms, they had two sets of legs

They had two faces peering out of one giant head

So they could watch all around them

As they talked while they read

And they never knew nothing of love

It was before the origin of love

The origin of love

And there were three sexes then, one of them looked like two men glued up back to back

Called the children of the sun

And similar in shape and girth were the children of the earth

They looked like two girls rolled up in one

And the children of the moon

Were like a fork stuck on a spoon

They were part sun part earth

Part daughter part son

The origin of love

Now the gods grew quite scared

Of our strength and defiance

And Thor said, "I'm gonna kill 'em all with my hammer

Like I killed the giants."

And Zeus said, "No, you'd better let me

Use my lightning like scissors

Like I cut the legs off the whales, dinosaurs and the lizards

Then he grabbed up some bolts

And he let out a laugh

Said, "I'll split them right dowm the middle

Gonna cut 'em right up in half."

And the storm clouds gathered above

Into great balls of fire

And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts

Like shining blades of a knife

And it ripped right through the flesh

Of the children of the sun and the moon and the earth

And some indian god sewed the wound up to a hole

Pulled it around to our belly to remind us the price we paid

And Osiris and the gods of the nile

Gathered up a big storm

To blow a hurricane

To scatter us away

In a flood of wind and rain

And a sea of tidal waves

To wash us all away

And if we don't behave

They'll cut us down again

And we'll be hopping 'round on one foot

and looking through one eye

Last time I saw you

We'd just split in two

You were looking at me

I was looking at you

And you had a way so familiar

I could not recognize

Cuz you had blood on your face

I had blood in my eyes

But I swear by your expression

That the pain down in your soul

Was the same as the one down in mine

That's the pain

That cuts a straight line down through the heart

We call it love

We wrapped our arms 'round each other

Tried to shove ourselves back together

We were making love making love

It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago

When by the mighty hand of Jove

It was a sad story how we became lonely two-legged creatures

The story of the origin of love

That's the origin of love