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Slowest romance in rock 'n roll

The sound of hipsters growin' old

We cuddle before we fuck

Discouraged but we're not givin' up

I take a look at what might be

A million girls lookin' at me

They want the doctor but can't be the nurse

Leavin' like a kissing booth in reverse

I'm boring and you're puttin' on weight

We'll peak when we are 28

A year for me and five in your past

But I feel it comin' on fast

I'm glad we made it out alive

Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

I've an ex that's for sure

I gave my youth to her

I started late but so whut!

Number of lovers is not how I judge

Promise not to talk to much

You made me promise we'll keep goin' dutch

I only see you once a week

But it's better than now or a kiss on the cheek

So take me as I am

I'm too tired to pretend

And I'll take you as you are

'cause I'm dyin' to know just how far......

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