Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Wake up, get out of bed

Brush your teeth and get to work

Hope your boss doesn't find you late again

But don't fret

His secretary holds the key

To the room where she'll be waiting on your lunch break

Wife called

She asked if you'd pick up the kids

Because she wants to have her face lifted again

Oh, crap

Here comes my dad

Quick give me one last drag

Before he sees what's going on

Dad hates Mom and Mom hates Dad

A little cash can cover that

All in our little town of Kingwood

Money talks when husbands cannot

And sometimes love's just not enough

God bless our little town of Kingwood

Wake up, get out of bed

I hear my husband at the stairs

If he finds you he will kill us both

Knock, knock

Honey are you in there

Answer me quick I'm getting scared

There's a strange car parked across the street

Hold it

What's going on?

I pay you to mow my lawn

And this is how you pay me in return

Don't move

Don't try to run

You can't move faster than this gun

Bullets will catch you in the back

Cheating wives telling lies

Hurting hearts, shattering lives

All in our little town of Kingwood

Husbands thrive with cheating eyes

Covering tracks, covering lies

God bless our little town of Kingwood

Of Kingwood

Of Kingwood