Retarded Love Story Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C G Am

F G

Verse 1

They said Cour relaGtionship Amwouldn't work

Cause your FIQ is 50 and GI eat dirt

We're Cnot a Gromantic Amcomedy

We're a Fmentally retarded Glove story

So Fgrab your walker and Gcome with me

We'll Ceat red Gjello with the Amlunch lady

We'll Fmake wedding bands Gwith macaroni

Well were Fmentally Gretarded in CloGveAm F G

Well Cwhen we Gdrool it's Amkind of cool

Well wFe'll ride the short bus onG the way to school

Well the Cgovernment will Ghelp us and your Ammom will too

Well Fmy grandma's got an apartmeGnt behind her pool

So Fgrab your walker and Gcome with me

We'll Ceat red Gjello with the Amlunch lady

We'll Fmake wedding bands Gwith macaroni

Well were Fmentally Gretarded in CloGveAm

Well were Fmentally Gretarded in CloGveAm

Well we're Fmentally Gretarded

Well we're Fso damn darn Gretarded

Well we're Fbu, bu, bu, Gretarded in CloGveAm