Me And The Farmer Chords

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GMe and the farmer geCt on fine

AThrough stormy weathDer and bottles of wine

If I puGll my weight he'll trCeat me well

ABut I'f I'm late he'Dll give me hGell

BmAnd though it's all hard work no play

CFarmer is a happy crook,

BmJesus hates him every day,

CCause JesuAs gave and DFarmer took

GWon't he let you go probabCly no

AWon't he let you go probabDly no

GWhy does he treat you so? I Cjust don't know

AWhy does he treat you so? I Djust don't know

CMe and the farmer like brother, like sister

DGetting on like hand and blister

CMe and thDe farmer

He's chopped down sheep, planted trees

And helped the countryside to breathe

Ripped up fields, bullied flocks

And worked his workers right around the clock.

It may seem strange but he'd admit

Intentions aren't exactlt true

And though God loves his wife a bit

He hates the farmer through and through

All things bright and beautiful

All creatures great and small

All we've got is London Zoo

'cause farmer owns them all