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Well the other night when I come in as drunk as I could be

Found a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be

Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me

How come a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be?

She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see

It’s only a milk cow your mammy gave to me

Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more

A saddle on a milk cows back, I’ve never seen before

Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be

Found a hat, a hangin’ on a rack where my hat oughta be

Well come here little wifey and explain this thing to me

How come a hat a hangin’ on a rack, where my hat oughta be?

She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see

It’s only a dish pan your mammy gave to me

Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more

A hat band on a dish pan, I’ve never seen before

Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be

Found a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be

Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me

How come a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be?

She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see

It’s only a cabbage head, your mammy gave to me

Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more

A moustache on a cabbage head, I’ve never seen before