Billericay Dickie Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

(Original Key: B)

Intro

(Spoken):

Good evening, I'm from Essex;

In case you couldn't tell,

My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay,

And I'm doing very well. F7

Verse 1

Had a A♯love affair with Nina, in the Fback of my Cor-F7tina,

A D♯seasoned up hyena, could Fnot be more ob-A♯scene-A♯7a.

She Dmtook me to the cleaners, and Gother misde-G7meanours,

But I Dmgot right up between her, FRum and her Ri-F7benaC..

Chorus 1

C7 Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky,

If Gcandy-floss is G7sticky,

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

I'm not a blinking thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie,

And I'm C7doin', very Fwell.F7 C.

Verse 2

I A♯bought a lot of brandy, when FI was courting F7Sandy,

Took D♯eight to make her Frandy, and A♯all I had was A♯7shandy.

A-Dmnother thing with Sandy, what Goften came in G7handy,

Was Dmpassing her a 'Mandy'; she Fdidn't half go C.bandy.

Chorus 2

C7 Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky,

If I Gever took the G7mickey.

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

I'm not a flipping thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie,

And I'm C7doin', very Fwell.F7 C.

Verse 3

I'd A♯rendezvous with Janet, quite Fnear the Isle of F7Thanet,

She D♯looked more like a Fgannet; she A♯wasn't half a A♯7prannet.

Her Dmmother tried to ban it; her Gfather helped me G7plan it,

And Dmwhen I captured Janet; she Fbruised her pome-C.granate.

Chorus 3

C7 Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicki,

If I Gever shaped up G7tricky,

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

I'm not a blooming thicky; I'm Billericay Dickie,

And I'm C7doin', very Fwell.F7 C.

Bridge 1

You should A♯7never, hold a candle,

If you don't know where it's been.

The jackpot, is in the handle,

On a C7normal fruit ma-Fchine.F7 C.

Chorus 4

C7 Dm Dm/maj Dm7

So, you ask Joyce and Vicki,

Dm/maj G G7

Who's their favourite brickie.

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

I'm not a common thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie,

And I'm C7doin', very Fwell.F7 C.

Chorus 4

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

I know a lovely old toe-rag, o-bliging and no-blesse,

G Kindly, charming shag, from G7Shoeburyness.

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay,

And I'm C7doin', very Fwell.F7 C.

Chorus 5

C7 Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

So, you ask Joyce and Vicki;

A Gpair of squeaky G7chickies.

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

I'm not a flaming thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie,

I C7thought, F you'd never F7guesC.s.

Chorus 6

C7 Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

Oh golly, oh gosh; come and lie on the couch,

With a Gnice bit of posh, from G7Burnham-on-Crouch.

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

My given name is Dickie; I come from Bille-ricay,

And C7I ain't, a Fslouch. F7 C.

Chorus 7

C7 Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

So you ask Joyce and Vicki,

Dm/maj G G7

About Billericay Dickie.

Dm Dm/maj Dm7 Dm/maj

I ain't an effin' thicky; you ask Joyce and Vicki;

I'm C7doing, very Fwell. F7 C.

(Repeat to Fade)

CHORD DIAGRAMS:

F7 A♯ F D♯ A♯7 Dm

EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE

G G7 C7 Dm/maj Dm7

EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE