Standard (EADGBE)

I'm a diabetic squirrel and I'm sitting in a tree,

Chewing on the acorns, which are sugar free,

I can't eat sweets, I don't drink beer,

Lack of insulin, is my biggest fear

(Chorus)

Foot and mouth, mad cow disease,

But don't forget the squirrel with diabetes

Swine fever and Killer bees,

But don't forget the squirrel with diabetes

(Verse 2)

Had an Oral Glucose Tolerance test,

Dunno what it is, but it's for the best

I've a low fat diet, no chocolae cake,

And a limited daily salt intake