Bad Astronaut Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

DI'm requesting information

On the status Bof our Gship

The Dcomputer is malfunctioning

It's got a Bfaulty Gchip

We've been Dstranded in space for thirBteen Gdays

And Deveryone's unconscious, except Bfor Gme

I've been Dpulling up the lady's shirts

And lookin' Bat their Gtits

And Dtakin' off their panties

And puttin' 'em Bon my Ghead

I Dtook a piss in the capBtains Gbed

And when Deveryone wakes up, I'll be in Bfor Git

I'm a Gbad astroDnaut

GNaughty astroDnaut

GThinking dirty Dthoughts

And I Gthink them quite a Dlot

I'm a Abad astroEnaut

ANaughty Eastronaut

AThinking dirty Ethoughts

GAnd I hope I don't get Dcaught

I'm requesting information

But the request has Bbeen Gdenied

Earth has Dradioed an order

To our fail-Bsafe deGvice

The Dautomatic pilot has been set Bto collGide

With the Dfire of the sun, and no one Bwill survGive

But to Dtell the truth, I don't Beven Gmind

In Dfact, I'm having the time Bof my Glife

I've been Dsticking flowers in the first Bmate's behGind

Outer Dspace is contaminated with Bdirty Gminds

I'm a Gbad astroDnaut

GNaughty astroDnaut

GThinking dirty Dthoughts

And I Gthink them quite a Dlot

I'm a Abad astroEnaut

ANaughty Eastronaut

AThinking dirty Ethoughts

GAnd I think I just got Dcaught