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Intro

Verse1

Registration starts at 8, don’t be late or else

That’s 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12

We’ll study each and every flower, per credit hour

Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme

Pre-chorus

So if you grow your knowledge tree

Hydroponically

Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College

Chorus

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

Verse2

Instead of writing boring papers

you’ll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes

You’ll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you’re acing physics

You’ll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans

You passed your first exam

Pre-chorus

So if you take your notes and tokes

Of signals made of smoke

No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College

And in the basement lavatory they’re teaching short-term memory

Can anybody tell me where they’re teaching short-term memory?

Chorus

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

INTERLUDE/SCAT

Verse3

Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he’s been here who knows how long

His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon

Throughout the days it’s Dr Dre from the payphone era

of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it’s Purple Haze

And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone

Pre-chorus

With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria

Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia

Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20

Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says

I made it through college

Chorus

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

La la laa laa la la la laa

[repeat chorus until end]

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