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Moon chavs

Chavs on the moon

In a burberry spaceship

Chavs on the moon

Wouldn't the world be much better today

If all chavs were miles and miles away

Where there's far more craters than wankers and thugs

Nothing but each other and clangers to mug

Moon chavs

Chavs on the moon

In a burberry spaceship

Chavs on the moon

What would they do there? Nobody knows.

But who'd care anyway if every chav goes

To where there's no KFC, no McD's, no high street

Nothing but moon cheese and clangers to eat.

Moon chavs

Chavs on the moon

In a burberry spaceship

Chavs on the moon

(repeat ad nauseum)