Roadkill Christmas Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D A Dsus4

Verse 1

DGot my dog and 6-pack iAnside my truck

My wife rides in the back because sDhe won't shut up

There's a deer in the headlights and thGough it might be a sin

I gunnDed the moGtor and rAun over hDim

Chorus 1

It's a RGoadkiAll ChrisDtmas

GVenison ApretendeDrized

It's a RGoadkiAll ChBmristmas G

'Cause they frDeeze when tAhe lights hiDt their eyes

Verse 2

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She loaded him into the back of the truck

I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up

I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror

My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer

Chorus 2

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It's a Roadkill Christmas

She had fifty pounds over him

It's a Roadkill Christmas

It was no time 'til she had him pinned

Verse 3

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By the time we got home, he was her pet

That night, he slept on my side of the bed

I had to spend the night out in my truck

But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn

Verse 4

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A couple days later, I made him a deal

If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal

I covered his antlers with foil and then,

I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end

Chorus 3

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It's a Roadkill Christmas

Every Sunday, he's up on my roof

It's a Roadkill Christmas

I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.

Chorus 4

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It's a Roadkill Christmas

That dumb deer changed my life

It's a Roadkill Christmas

Next time, I'll run over my wife!

Outro

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