Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.

But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly...

Interlude

This is what she said)...

Verse 2

She said; "listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy.

I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me".

Interlude

Verse 3

"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.

"Not that puff", I said dismayed, "yes, but he's no puff" she cried.

Interlude

"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Break

Here we go; 2, 3, 4...

Interlude

Verse 4

I was so up-set, that I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.

When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop.

Interlude

And guess who was with him?

Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.

Verse 5

Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon.

Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.

Verse 6

But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.

Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.

Interlude

Break

Here we go; 2, 3, 4...

Interlude

Coda

Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart; he's very cheap.

She is a slut; he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch; he is a puff.

Yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair.

I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.

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