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Born in Gossip County in Big Mouth USA

Where the hypocrites preach in the streets all week

And they all meet in Church on Sunday

I Couldn't have made a penny, I didn't have any

Singing in the Big Mouth Choir

Everybody's talkin' about everybody else

and they ain't nobody knows where they are

Well they're going to have a baptizin'

gotta have to advertisin' the postmaster gets it today

Come and check it out and see what it's all about down in Big Mouth USA

Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA."

Just last Wednesday me and Judy Hensley was down by the river side

Ol' Widow Brown come ogling around and told the biggest lie around town

You'd have thought Judy was going to have a baby, come Saturday night,

and all we was doing was hugging and kissing down by the river side

Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA!"