Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

Fruitcakes in the kitchen, fruitcakes on the street

Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week

Half-baked cookies in the oven, half baked people on the bus

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Verse1

Paradise, lost and found. Paradise, take a look around

I was out in California where I hear they have it all

They got riots, fires, and mudslides. They got sushi in the mall

Water bars and brontosaurs, Chinese modern lust

Shake and bake life with the quake, the secret's in the crust

To Chorus:

Verse 2

Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?

"We lost or martian rocketship", the high-paid sposkesman said

Looks like that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head

We spend 90 jillion dollars, tryin' a get a look at Mars

I hear Universal laughter ringin' out among the stars

Chorus

Fruitcakes in the Galaxy, Fruitcakes on the Earth

Struttin' naked towards Eternity, we've been that way since birth

Half-baked cookies in the oven, half-baked people on the bus

There's a little bit of Fruitcake left in everyone of us

The rest of the song obvuiosly continues in this pattern. It's not very

complicated, but it's fun to play. See you in Margaritaville!