Standard (EADGBE)

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.

Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.

I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.

So I wrote a song about him D instead.

It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?

Or did you work at it your whole life?

Either way it worked out fine

'cause you're an asshole D tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

And don't you try to blame it on me.

You deserve all the credit.

You're an asshole D tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.

You're an asshole tonight.

And I've got a feelin'

you'll be an asshole the rest of your D life.

And I was talkin' to your mother

just the other night.

I told her I thought you were an asshole.

She said, "Yes. I think you're D right."

And all your friends are assholes

'cause you've known them your whole life.

And somebody told me

you've got an asshole for a D wife.

D Were you born an asshole?

G Or did you work at it your whole life?

A Either way it worked out fine

G 'cause you're an aaaass... A7 hole D tonight.

A7-x 0 2 0 2 0 (Mess with this one till you find the chord that sounds right to you,

one works..)