7 Old Ladies Got Locked In The Lavatory Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

GOh DCear, whGat can the maCtter be?

G C D No Chord

Seven old ladies got locked (optional)where? (Audience:)in the lavatory!

GThey were thCere from SuGnday to SatuCrday

GNobody knCew they were thDere

 (performer)Ala la la

No Chord

(audience echo)la la la

(This call-and-answer is done 4 times)

Actually, each time, the vocalist changed pitches from really high

to really low as a gag so the guitar is lost behind this, and since

this came from a live album, the mild guitar is also lost in the

laughter, but you can basically choose any 4 notes you want for in

here.

Verse 1

GWell the fiCrst old laFdy, was oCld Mrs. HumpGhry

 She oCnly went Fin to maCke herself coGmfy

 But whCen she went to leaFve she couCldn't get her bGum free

 Cause noCbody knFew she was theCre

Chorus

Verse 2

GWell the neCxt one in Fline was Cold Mrs. DraGper

 She wCent in buFt couldnC't find the pGaper

  C F (No Chord)

So she used a brick layers scraper

 And nobCody kneFw she was therCe

Chorus

Verse 3

GWell the neCxt old lFady was oCld Mrs. FlynGn

 She oCnly went Fin on a Cpersonal whGim

  C F (No Chord)

Somehow she got stuck between the bowl and the rim

 Cause Cnobody Fknew she was tChere

Chorus

Verse 4

GWell the neCxt one iFn was MCrs. McAGrthur

 She nCeeded to Fgo, to the washCroom she daGrted

  C F (No Chord)

She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)

 And nCobody kFnew she was thCere

Chorus

Verse 5

GWell the neCxt old lFady was oCld Mrs. SGchuster

  C F (No Chord)

She sat on the handel and thought someone goosed her

  C F (No Chord)

Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"

 NoCbody knFew she was theCre

Chorus

Verse 6

GWell the laCst old lFady was oCld Mrs. MGason

 Well shCe had to Fgo so Cshe used a bGasin

 That waCs the watFer that Che washed his fGace in

 NCobody kFnew she was thCere

Chorus x2

ended with a big swig-o-beer!

Have Fun!