Standard (EADGBE)

A man knocked upon the door, said "Don't you know you're gonna die some

day"

I've got a plan for you, man, for when you pass away.

We'll give to your mother, your kids and your wife

and all you have to give in return is your life.

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Take out some insurance, insurance today,

for tomorrow will come and take us away.

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Two men were gambling in ~a something~ one night

when a woman walked in with her dress up so tight.

She asked the two gentlemen would they fight for her name.

They got up and shot her and went back to their game.

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[bridge, all on a D chord except for the final C-D like the end of each

Verse

This aint no sad song, don't cry in your beer,

for one day will come and we won't be here.

Somebody else will take up our game,

different place, different name.

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