Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Chorus

What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town.

Don’t want to be alone when the sun goes down.

Just a sweet little somethin’ to put my arms around.

What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town.

Well, ask anybody, I’m a pretty good guy.

And the looks decent wagon did’nt pass me by.

There ain’t nothin’ in my past that I’m tryin’ hard to hide.

And I [Stop] don’t understand why I gotta wonder why.

Repeat Chorus

Well, cruise all around the right parking lots.

A little time gets killed, a lot of bull gets shot.

One’ll think I’m kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got.

When I [Stop ] get to thinkin’ maybe, she’s a thinkin’ maybe not.

Repeat Chorus

Had an old man tell me

, “Boy, if you were smart.

You’d hit the produce aisle at the Super Wal-Mart.”

So I bumped into a pretty girl’s shopping cart.

All I [Stop] did was break her eggs & bruise her artichoke hearts.

Repeat Chorus & last line