Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Strum each string of the G chord individually.

Verse

Oh sinner, do no stray

From the straight and narrow way

For the Lord is surely watching what you do

If you approach the Devil's den

Turn 'round, don't enter in

Lest the hand of The Almighty fall on you

Chorus

He'll fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)

Yes, God will fuck you up

If you dare to disobey His stern command

He'll fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)

Don't you know He'll fuck you up

So you better do some prayin' while you can

Verse

Long ago a man named Lot

Had a wife he thought was hot

But she could not stop her black and sinful ways

You know it was her own damn fault

When God turned that bitch to salt

That's the way He used to work back in those days

Chorus

He fucked 'em up (He'll fuck you up)

He really fucked'em up

When the people went and turned their backs on Him

He can fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)

No shit He'll fuck you up

Just like He fucked the people up back then

Verse

I used to have a friend named Ray

Who walked that evil way

He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence

You know Ray was full aware

That some sheep were over there

And he knew them in the biblical sense

Chorus

God fucked him up (He fucked him up)

He went and fucked Ray up

Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins

He fucked him up (He fucked him up)

Fucked that boy completely up

Now he's married to a Presbeterian