Standard (EADGBE)

Oh, did you see him standing in the street

Hmmm, he looked so big, you're so big, but I've seen him before

He's running round with all the boys, oh thats him, hmmm, big thighs

Creepy, creepy in the dark, shiny, shiny Joan of Arc,

When the moonlight starts its glow, cold hard Helen, Queen of Troy

She got charisma, got thunderstorms, like a baby, never been born

She got mammon, mammon in disguise, in the cold rooms of her eyes

Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy

Oh look at him, inn't he gorgeous, such big thighs, all oiled and mine

Listen, it's got to go, I want him in my arms to stay

Big fat mama done me wrong, left me hanging all alone

But that bitch is as old, is as old, is as old

's that dirty old crone right out there in the cold

Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy

Mercy, mercy, mercy me, I'm so scared, please comfort me

I don't wanna be, your banshee boy, baying like the hounds of Troy

Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy

Standing there from under the lights, your eyes shining bright

I want you all of the time, fill me with awe, all of the time

Lubricate me, don't hate me

Note: The trick to this song is to strike the F# note on the bass E string

when transitioning between Em & G chords. The point at which this

occurs is indicated with a '|' . Not sure of all the lyrics!