Dear Abby Chords

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GDear Abby, Dear Abby, my Cfeet are too Glong

GMy hair's falling out and my Arights are all Dwrong

GMy friends they all tell me, they're Cno friends at Gall

GWon't you write me a letter, won't you Dgive me a Gcall

CSigDned BeGwildered

Bewildered, Bewildered you have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks

My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks

Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed

If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead

Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy, you have no complaint ...

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this

But my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss

My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head

But my stomache tells me to write you instead

Signed Noisemaker.

Noisemaker, Noisemaker, you have no complaint ...

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought

That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught

We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze

With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees

Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married, you have no complaint ...

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood