Flag Decal Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CWell while digesting Reader's Digest

C7In the back of a dirtyF book store,

A flag decal, with gum on the back,

CFell out on the floor.

So I picked it up and I ran outside

C7And I slapped on my wFindowshield,

And if I could see old Betsy Ross now

GI tell her how good IC feel.

Fch. Oh but your flag decal won't get you

C Into Heaven any more.

G They're already overcrowded

F From yourC dirty little wars.

F Now Jesus he don't like killin'

C No matter what the reason if for,

G And your flag decal won't get you

G7 Into HeCaven any more.

(Well) I went into the bank this morning

and the teller she said to me,

"If you join our Chrismas club

we'll give you ten of those flags for free."

So I didn't mess around a bit

and I took her up on what she said.

And I stuck those stickers all over my car

And one on my wife's forehead.

(Chorus)

(Well) I got my car so stickered up

That I couldn't see.

Then I ran it right upside a curb

And then right into a tree.

By the time they called a doctor down

I was already dead.

And I'll never understand why the man

Standing at the Pearly Gates said...

Final Ch. Oh but your flag decal won't get you

Into Heaven any more.

We're already overcrowded

From your dirty little wars.

Now Jesus he don't like killin'

No matter what the reason is for,

And your flag decal won't get you

Into Heaven any more.