Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus
Ahhh
Ah, hey bob a re bob
Ah, hey bob a re bob
Ah, I got them shithouse blues
ahh
Your mamas in jail,
Your papas on bail,
Your sisters on the corner
yellin' pussy for sale
NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names,
and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse.
[Classic versus]
I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can fuck her now
and charge it on Visa
I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can fuck a mosquito
I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story
I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants
is always Gooey
I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of shit
he needs a septic tank
See that boyscout
turning green
someone pissed
in his canteen