Standard (EADGBE)

Better not talk flirty mama,

Know how to undress me.

Better not talk dirty mama,

That won't impress me.

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You don't have to watch Dynasty

To have an attitude.

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Just leave it all up to me, yeah

My love is gonna be your food (OK gonna sing this)

You don't have to be rich to be my girl

You don't have to be cool to rule my world

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

D

Just want your extra time and your

(I only did that so I could do that bit!)

KISS!

Lovers' Society [John Wesley Harding]

Well they're taking minutes to do what takes me hours at the Lovers' Society

Well they're handing out tenders for new ivory towers at the Lovers' Society

And the chairman's so together --- drinks coffee from a lover's cup

It's always lovers weather --- if Finn and Esse would just button up

He doesn't need sugar --- we all know why

When he's planning the broken hearts' bring and buy..... bring and buy, yeah!

I wanna belong and I wanna be

Part of the Lovers' Society

I wanna belong and I wanna be

Part of the Lovers' Society

They shouldn't mess with me, ..... No!

They shouldn't mess with me

Well they talk about things that do not make my agenda at the Lovers' Society

The committee are emotional big spenders at the Lovers' Society

They've always got a quorum --- they love to love to always agree

But this is the lovers' famous forum and they've excluded cynical me

They say it's paranoia and I've got to pay time

But I think it's paranormal that they're so blatant... They're so blatant!

I wanna belong and I wanna be

Part of the Lovers' Society

I wanna belong and I wanna be

Part of the Lovers' Society

They shouldn't mess with me, ..... No!

They shouldn't mess with me

Casanova and Don Juan talking turkey in the corner at the Lovers' Society

Sylvia Plath and Mrs. Browning they just go for a sauna at the Lovers' Society

I'm standing at the lover's keyhole with half a bottle of Beck's

'Cause it sure felt cold and lonely, suckin' my thumb in the annexe.

You should see the archives on the shelf,

Proves every lover just loves him or herself,

Him or herself, him or herself, Woah!

I'm vaguely bitter, 'cause they've written me

Out of the text of the Lovers' Society

I wanna belong and I wanna be

Part of the Lovers' Society

They shouldn't mess with me, .... No!

They shouldn't mess with me .... (Nah!)

They shouldn't mess with me .... No!

Chords

A [0 0 2 2 2 0]

D [x 0 0 2 3 2] or [2 0 0 2 3 2]

E [0 2 2 1 0 0]

C [0 3 2 0 1 0]

Am [0 0 2 2 1 0]

Em [0 2 2 0 0 0]

F [1 3 3 2 1 1]

Dm [x 0 0 2 3 1]

G7 [3 2 0 0 0 1]

Cmaj7 [0 3 2 0 0 0]

G [3 2 0 0 0 3]

BASS RUNS are shown in the music in square brackets, e.g. [A B C C# D]

At the end of KISS,

uses a single finger (index or middle)

to fret the 3 or 4 treble strings of which usually 3 or maybe 4 are played

with a sequence of down, up, downstrum, etc.

Notes

1. The first part of Kiss is played in bass-strum style, but I haven't

included the bass notes, only the chords.

2. There's no reason you have to sing Kiss with Lovers' Society, and in fact I

expect Wes sometimes sings it on its own.

3. If anyone has a better idea for the fourth line of Lovers' Society then let

me know. "Finn and Esse" is merely what I thought sounded, syllable-wise,

like what Wes sings. It doesn't make any sense to me in the context of the

famous lovers and romantics mentioned in the rest of the song. Perhaps he

is trying to say he lacks finesse and he wishes the two parts of the word

would come together.

4. Thanks to Patrick Barnett for sending this to me before I was able to get

hold of the original CD.

5. Feel free to email me with any comments (see header for email address)

or to request tabs for songs. If you have a favourite JWH song you'd

like me to have a go at, let me know. I now have the four full albums,

"The Name Above The Title", "It Happened One Night", "Why We Fight" and

"Here Comes The Groom". If I haven't got the songs, I could only do

them if you send me an audio tape with them on. If you could work out

the lyrics, that would be a great help. The songs I've tabbed/chorded

so far are:

From "The Name Above The Title":

I Can Tell (When You're Telling Lies)

Save A Little Room For Me

The People's Drug

The Person You Are

Long Dead Gone } lyrics supplied by

Backing Out } Alan Pulliam - thanks

from "It Happened One Night":

Roy Orbison Knows (The Best Man's Song)

- thanks to Will Vaughan & "Sen"

Kiss/Lovers' Society

and from "Here Comes The Groom"

The Red Rose And The Briar } thanks to Patrick Barnett

and coming soon, the version not from "Here Comes The Groom" of

When The Sun Comes Out } thanks to Patrick again

These are archived on the guitar tab archives, ftp.nevada.edu and its

mirror sites such as ftp.uwp.edu - you can find local mirror sites by

using a program such as "archie". Cal Woods & Jim Carson, the new

maintainers of the Nevada archive have kindly placed in it a file to aid

archie searches. It is called "Nevada.Guitar.Archive". You can find

the guitar directory of any nearby mirror sites using:

unix% archie -m5 -N Nevada.Guitar.Archive

Host unix.hensa.ac.uk

Location: /pub/uunet/doc/music/guitar

Wes's tabs are archived under ???/guitar/h/john_wesley_harding

6. The FTP archive at Trinity College Dublin (ftp.maths.tcd.ie) has also

uploaded a lot of Wes songs in the directory:

/pub/music/guitar/h/john_wesley_harding

In addition to the songs I've worked out, there is a copy of Crystal

Blue Persuasion, originally by Tommy James and the Chandelles (sp?)

which appears on "The Name Above The Title". There doesn't appear to be

a mirror site to Trinity College Dublin.

7. Enjoy!

Regards,

Ryan Harding

Parallel lines DO meet but only incognito. Ryan Harding, Applied Optics, UKC

"Now no-one's sitting on the fence, whose garden will we end up sitting in?"

- John Wesley Harding, "The Person You Are" from "The Name Above The Title"