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Way down in a country town one day

A little ole' country band began to play

They had two guitars and a beat-up saxophone;

When the leader said go them cats began to blow


Ooh wee oh oh,

Ooh la la, let's rock and roll

Now all the poeple gathered 'round

Just to dig that rockin' rollin' sound

Suddenly the drummer rang a bell

And all them country cats began to yell


Ole' MacDonald did a crazy bop

Said it's time to milk my cow, I got to stop,

But just before I cool it and cut out

Here's something all you cats can think about


Snaggle-toothed Malinda was a drag,

She latched onto a dude who showed up stag

He tried to run and then he tripped and fell;

She kissed him and we all could hear him yell


Well, a hound dog ran a polecat into town,

Brought him to the dance and laid him down

Someone hollered skunk and you can bet

All them country cats is runnin' yet