Jon Lajoie - Wtf Collective 2 Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
X
2
3
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
1
1
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
3
2
4
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
1
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
2
3
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
2
3
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1

12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
No chord
    
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Verses

AmMc Confusing Amback in this bitch WitFh a parking sandwhich and a Echicken ticket I goDmt a liquid facelift from aDm fig with big tits And myE wrist got twisted by a Ebritt with fig spit And yAmou don't understand it cAmause you're not supposed to Like Fa candy cane snake in aE jealous cartoon And I'Dmm gonna leave soon, buDmt first I need to Drink Ea Chevy Chase Face andE rape Robocop 2 AmYo I'm MC HistoricalAm Inaccuracy I drop Flyrical bombs like HiroshimaE in '73 I writDme rhymes like Shakespeare Dmwhen he wrote Anne Franks Diary Which isE about the Civil War frEom 1812 and Germany I'm likeAm the Spanish Inquisition Amwhen they killed Jesus And AbeF Lincoln's suicide was the Etheme for my thesis Like MDmoses when I focus I can Dmsplit the Red Sea Like hEe did in 1950 Ewith the Chinese army AmI'm MC Don't Know How ToAm Pluralize Word(s) I've got Fso many rhyme and EI sleep with all the girl When Dmthere's more than one of something Dmyou're supposed to pluralize But EI never learned that throughout Eall the year I've been alive Hello,Am I'm MC CanadianAm Stereotype I'm abFoot to get started, so let me Eget off the ice But I Dmdon't want any trouble aDmnd I'm always polite Now hop Eon my snowmobile and EI will tell you what I like ButAm first I'll turn off curling Amand turn down Avril Lavigne Et jF'vais dire une phrase en francias, Eparce qui'ici on est bilingue Oh Dmboy I fell off my igloo Dmand I hurt my knee Let's Ego to the hospital, don't worry Ehere in Canada it's free, eh AmMC Fatigue Amdid you miss me I'll Fbe awake five minutes cEause I had a coffee I'll try Dmto get through my verse,Dm but I really don't know I had Ethat coffee about Efive minutes ago

Chorus

AmThey hired me again to sing this mother fuckin Fchorus! I haven't found a fuckin Dmjob yet So I have to do this Ebull shit (I can't take it I'm done) AmI don't think I can sing another fuckin Fchorus! I think I'm gonna jump off Dma bridge Or shoot myself like Kurt ECobain did (I think my dad has a gun)

Verses

AmI'm MC Knows Too ManyAm Facts About Bees 50 Fmiles an hour iEs their average speed A queen Dmcan lay up to 3,000 Dmeggs in a day Just causeE I know a lot about bees Edoesn't mean that I'm gay I'm alsoAm MC In The ClosetAm Homosexual I hide itF cause it's easier to beE heterosexual We can't Dmeven get married in most statesDm here in America it's fucked upE(MC Canadian Stereotype: GaEy marriage is legal here in Canada) AmI'm MC Homophobic FAmucking Asshole Being Fgay is evil and it is Eunnatural Jesus Dmsaid to love thy neighbor, Dmbut only if they are straight Penises Ego in viginas Eanything else is just insane I'm AmMc Extremely AmInappropriate Rhymes I shake things Fup like J. Fox whenE I get on the Mic And I Dmdrop my enemies Dmjust like Christopher Reeve's horse Then IE put them to sleep Elike Heath Ledger of course WOAH, IAm'm MC Extremely AmPolitically Correct I disaFgree with the last MC's ELyrical content It was: Dmoffensive, insensitive, Dmand in very bad taste Just like Ethat guy who wrote that song Ewhen Michael Jackson passed away Yo, AmMC Final Verse Amhere to end the song OFne was enough we didn'tE need a sequel Jon Make a Dmfourth "Show Me Your Genitals" Dmor another "Normal Guy" But Efor now lets end this stupid song Ewith a suicide

Chorus

AmThis is the last time that I will ever sing aF chorus! My dad's gun was in hisDm closet And I'm gonna end this Ebull shit (I had a good run) AmI'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the Fchorus! Syanora and Dmfarewell Guess I'll see you all Ein Hell (4,3,2,1)

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