Standard (EADGBE)

Billy wrote into Snapple, said they'd give him a spot

instead came a giant bottle and that's what he got

But it was ten feet tall and big as a something,

that I can't think of at all

So he scaled to the top he twisted the cap

but he took a terrible fall

Chorus

And it was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine

And it was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine

It was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine

It was too damn fine for you......

Got to the bottom guess what he seen,

a hot dog man in a submarine

And a juicyfruit just yellin at me,

said why you gotta be so god damn mean

You know that Raid's been botherin me,

oh spraying that shit that I can't breath

Cause the pez-man's down on his knee's,

he's singin bout the Lorax, the trees, and the thneeds

Oh, pez-man get off of your knees and,

juicyfruit stop yellin' at me

Cause the hotdog man's got a submarine,

we'll show that raid just what we

mean

and it was fine........(CHORUS to El Bubbio harmonica solo)

Red is the hardest color to see,

when it rains down on you it pours down on me

It's the saddest thing I ever did see,

I said let's all hop in the submarine..(2x)

And it was fine.....(chorus and fade)