Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Tuggin on a zipper, sippin' from a bottle of milk

Lyin' on this old dirt couch, nothin' better than a life of filfth

(bridge)

(chorus)

He's fat and he's ugly but hell he's our preacher

He's fat and he's ugly but hell he's our preacher

He's fat and he's ugly but hell he's our preacher

Our preacher till the end

Our preacher till the end

(same chords)

Here we go across the canyon, to his little adobe mission

to see the pias lighting candles, and all the reefer weve been missin'

(bridge)

(chorus)

Tired of the common life, he sold his wife for an old dirty truck

Pawned her off to a travelling salesman, he's a blessed brother fuck my

luck

(bridge)

(chorus)