Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Well, I bet you thought that I forgot about our deal

But I am a man of my word, though they be strange and absurd

I'm just trying to keep it real.

And I know I lost the bet, but I haven't lost you yet

and if drinking lemonade for the rest of our days would save you

you know I would do... it.

Repeat intro.

Remember Regina and Sara and cereal bowls

and wearing our hats even when it's not cold.

I'll never relate to your city peeps

'cause I do most of my thuggin' on suburban streets.

I get terrified but I'm fine when I'm with you.

Repeat Intro Riff

You should know that I love it when you sing

but I'd love it even more if you'd stop hitting things.

Regardless, I'd be heartless without you.

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Well I haven't yelled at someone in a pretty long time

the last time that I did I regretted it I-I-I-I

can't wait 'til senior year when I will live in constant fear.

'cause you'll act like a zombie and slobber all on me.

You know that I hate it but I wouldn't trade it for any

asshole you don't like.

Yeah you're stuck with me for the rest of our afterlives.

Fade out with Intro.