Standard (EADGBE)
Verse
This is about a little man from Burlingtown
He has short legs, a buzz cut he did himself
Sideburns, Not even, the woman at Gabby's likes his hair
Jean Machine, Point Zero, Khakis, and the yellow stained collared shirts
(I'm here what the hell, I'm here whatever Guy!)
Going to dance clubs, at nine to avoid the cover fine.
Chorus 2x
But besides the Broken English,
But besides his Mexican Heritage,
But besides his Smelly, Smelly, Smelly Ass
We still Love Him (...hate him)