Capo 5th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

I know you stole my panties

'Cause I've got the matching bra

My girlfriend said she saw you out

With my favorite red dress on

She said you were dancing in my

Black snake skin flats

Acting like a stripper and you

Didn't even match

You want a five finger discount

But nothing in life is free

How 'bout you work hard for you want

Instead of lifting it from me

If it'd help just a little

I'll give you the middle

And help you cut the cost

Can't give you a five finger discount

But here's twenty percent off

I can't believe what you've done to me

After letting you in my house

Who knew you were casing the joint

While sleeping on my couch

I'm sure you'll find forgiveness

Yeah, I'm willing to bet

'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace

Hanging 'round your neck

You want a five finger discount

But nothing in life is free

How 'bout you work hard for you want

Instead of lifting it from me

If it'd help just a little

I'll give you the middle

And help you cut the cost

Can't give you a five finger discount

But here's twenty percent off

- stop

The cops ain't gonna help me

- stop

This town is pretty small

- stop

I'm gonna find out when I find you

- stop

That pretty girls can brawl

You want a five finger discount

But nothing in life is free

Well you better hope that karma ain't

A bigger bitch than me

If it'd help just a little

I'll give you the middle

And help you cut the cost

Can't give you a five finger discount

But here's twenty percent off

Can't give you a five finger discount

But here's twenty percent off