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Verse 1CSimply knowFing you exist ain'tC good enough for Fme, But Casking for Fyour telephone number seemsC highly inappropriFate, CSeeing Fas GI Fcan't evCen say "Fhi" when Gyou walk Fby And that Ctime you shook my hand, it Ffelt so nice I swear CI've never felt this way about Fany other guy and CI dont usually Fnotice people's eyes, Cbut... G
Verse 2I condCucted a plan to bFump into you most accidentally, Cbut I was walking along and I Fbumped into you much more heavily Cthan I'd originally planned and it wasF well embarrassing and I thinkC youve thought, that I was a bit of a twatF Oh, CI just Fthink that Gwe'd get Fon, I Cwish I could tell you Fface to face instGead of singing thisF stupid song, but yCeah I just think, that Fwe might get onC G
Verse 3So I Cwent to that Gparty everyone Amthey were kind of artyF And I was Cwearing this dress, 'cause I Gwanted to impress I Amwasn't sure if I look my best, F'cause I was so nervous But CI carried on regardless Gstrutting through each room trying Amto find Fyou And when I Csaw you kissing thGat girl my Amheart, it shFattered and my Ceyes, they Gwatered and when I Amtried to speak I sFtuttered And my Cfriends were like "Whatever, yoGu'll find someone better, his Ameyes are way too close together Fand we never even Cliked him from the start And Gnow he's with that tart and I Amheard she'd done some really nasty sFtuff down in the park with MichCael, he said she's easy and if yGour guys are with someone who's that's sleazAmy then he ain't worth your time, Fcause you deserve a real nice guy"C So I Gproceeded to Amget drunk and to cryF and I locked myCself in the toilets the Gentire niAmghtF
Verse 4CSaturday night,F I watch Channel 5 I partCicularly like CSFI CI don't ever dream aFbout you and me, I Cdon't ever make up stuff about us that would be consideredF insanity, CI don't Fever drive Gby your Fhouse to see if you're Cin, I don't even Fhave an opinion Con that tramp that Fyou are still seeing, CI don't know your timetable, FI don't know your face off Cby heart, But I must admitF that there is aC part of Fme that still thinks, Cwe mightF get on, that Cwe couldF get on, that Cwe shouldF get onC...
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