Bob Rules Chords

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DmTwelve o'clock check out we've got an entire hour A

Where is the remote, no time for the manual power

I put thCe name tag over the heart Dm

On my shirt, that says 'Bob Rules'

I stood in line for days

With all the other fools

GAnd then the voice of an angel tDhat belonged to ARob Roddy

Called my name and said 'Come on down, you're the next contestant'

Oh my God I was hyperventilating

GI hope I do not Dwake up from this dream; A Asus4 A Asus4 A

Which is what it was

DmJanice she slipped on wearing a diamond dog colAlar

Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar'

CEveryone else overbid,Dm

And their eyes turned to me with rage

For my dogs will be wearing diamonds

And I get to go onstage

DmI picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like Aa bear

He said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there'

CThe sliding door was ajaDmr,

I was a happy as I could get

For it was a brand new car--

A Chevrolet Chevette

DmThe showcase showdown was set for a quarter to nAoon

My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed

CSo I pulled down as hard as I coDmuld

Just like they all knew that I would

I was happy to be alive

When it landed on $0.95

BNext thing I knew I was stanA♯ding next tAo a Marine Dm

Who did not like her showcase and passed it on over to me

Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm

How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam?

Before I could answer a banging came to my door

The housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog'

CI guess I fell back asleep Dm

And slept right through that show

But the next time I'm in L.A.

You know where I'm gonna go